2002

I am a happy moggie.

I have just received my 2000th visitor. My 2000th visitor was from the UK and I suspect it might have been someone I know, because they searched for me from Google.

Swearing

There is too much swearing in this house. In particular I keep hearing the ‘f’ word. It comes from both Debris and Bignose. If anything Debris is more the guilty party.

It is not acceptable. People should learn to be civil. If it were not for the mogular sustenance I would be packing my proverbial bags and leaving.

For example I might walk into a room and someone will say, "Hello f**a bag," or perhaps, "we must take you for your next f**a jab". It is not funny!

Well I have got my own back because Bignose says he is going for a f**a jab today. So there!

Mousing master class

I have been teaching Debris the mogular art of mousing.

I brought the live mouse in a short while ago for the lessons. Bignose set a trap but I had other plans!

The mouse finally became bold enough to venture out yesterday and I was quickly able to chase it into the room where Debris was sitting reading. I then sat on top of the chair and watched.

At first she was really not very good. She would be searching under chairs and behind the TV when I knew it was behind the shelves. After a while I would give her a pointer by jumping down and flushing it out again and the chase would restart. Later she started to get better so I tried to fool her by staring intently under a chair, when I knew it was behind the TV. She fell for it every time!

We had hours of fun and she eventually managed to catch it in the humane trap. As a result Debris can now be awarded the title of Trainee Deputy Under Mouser. I know she will be really chuffed!

Not fair

It's not fair. My best friend Ruth did not come to see me.

It's all Debris and Bignose's" fault. They said she was coming and she didn't.

Best friend

I am hoping to see my best friend Ruth tonight. Debris and Bignose said she would be coming to see me :)

Poor paw

I have got a pawly paw. Bignose trod on it.

I was running up the stairs when I saw Bignose coming down. I decided to avert disaster by quickening my pace and darting to one side. Unfortunately Bignose deliberately stepped to one side, the same side, to step on my poor paw.

I am not speaking to Bignose.

No access

Hello. It is so long since I have posted.

Bignose has been very busy. I can never get to the computer. I have finally sneaked a moment while he is in the bathroom.

I think he is washing his hands. I had just washed them for him but he said that made them smell of mogular sustenance!