Cat's Mogular Diary

It's mogular. It's blogular. It's cat's mogular diary. The diary of a humble tabby cat. Regular musings from the cat perspective. Mostly involving Felix, Whiskas or IAMs (I should be so lucky)

Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Mogular dictionary

This posting is a start at a mogular dictionary. It will grow as required.

apaw adv. & a. going on. As in the topaw version afoot.
f**a jab. n. Program Flea Control Vaccination.
Great Monster of Hoov. n. Vacuum cleaner.
mog abbr. moggie.
moggie n. like a cat but more mogular.
mogular adv. & a. of moggies, moggie-like.
mogular access point n. flap providing access to the outside world for the moggie.
mogular sustenance n. cat food. Whiskas, Felix, IAMS, Kit-E-Kat etc.
mogular tube n. bed that doubles as a hiding place when scary things happen.
paw n. what we all walk on
paws n. an energy field created by all cats. It surrounds us, penetrates us, and binds the mogular galaxy together
special sustenance n. like mogular sustenance but of a higher quality.
tabby a. & n. cool, really really cool!
tabby treat a. & n. Tasty morsels to treat the cat (tabby) like Felix Rascals Rewards or Whiskas Crunch.
twopaw n. human being or any other animal that walks on just two paws

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