Face Pack

Debris scared the wits out of me yesterday. She appeared at the door with green mud all over her face. I was so puzzled I slunk off to my mogular bed for a few hours to sleep on it.

You know curiosity and cats though. I had to know why she had mud on her face - green mud at that! So I abandoned my sleep, crept behind a chair and listened. Surely enough, a little while later, I overheard the explanation: It cleans the paws!

I thought this was a bit of a waste since twopaws, by definition, only have two paws; and they are no where near their face. So I ran over, leapt up and tried to wipe my paws on the green cleansing mud. They could do with a wash!

Now the strange thing is, despite the obvious logic in my actions, Debris lifted me off and made it perfectly clear that I was not to try it again! They have no common sense these twopaws.