Dream come true?

My wish soon came true. A couple of twopaws visited who clearly aspired to mogular service; a male and a female. I could see the female knew mogs – not much chance there. So I tried it on with the male. He was a geek with a big nose, very little fur and clearly naive about mogular ways. I attached myself to him immediately.

It worked. A week later I was whisked off to a place called Woodgrange. Surely just like Wood Green I thought?