Mogularize

It is a little known fact that mogular cats have very mogular eyes. They use these mogular eyes to mogularize their twopaws. To mogularize is to give an evil stare. Here is an example! 

Threepaw

I have a new name. I am now known as Threepaw. Bignose gave me my new name and I like it. It suites me.

I am keeping out of the way of Debris. She trod on my paw. As a consequence I have been limping ever since. I have done quite well out of it so far. She gave me special sustenance (only Whiskas, I prefer the Felix) to try to make amends and I even got a little milk this morning. I am hoping for extra tabby treats and special sustenance every day this week, if I can remember to keep up the limp.

Me making a post

Some people have expressed doubt about whether I really make the posts to the Mogular Diary. So here I am, making a post!

Mogular vacation

I have been away. I went to my holiday home for Easter. Two very diligent twopaw servants maintain it for me. I had a very relaxing time. I did plenty of exploring around the stream, ate special sustenance every day and even managed to catch up on my sleep.

Back to the daily grind now.

Nice soft kidneys

It's official - I've got nice soft kidneys!

I went to the vet yesterday to have my f**a jab. After my f**a jab I had a little examination and my kidneys were pronounced to be not only nice, but soft too!

I was disappointed though. I have been looking forward to it for a while since it gives me the opportunity to bite the vet. Debris spoiled it all though. She made me promise that I would not bite the vet, and in return I would get special sustenance. So off we went to the vet and I was really well behaved; I did not bite the vet once. I was looking forward to a mogular feast of Felix special sustenance, but I did not get it. Bignose tried to remind Debris but still no special sustenance. I had to make do with a few rascals' rewards.

(I don't believe in using four letter words but for the benefit of those who did not realiase, a f**a jab is a Program Flea Control Vaccination)

Tired

I am feeling very tired.

Bignose and Debris have been very busy recently. They have consequently not been getting as much sleep as they would like. This puts an extra burden on me. As a mog, it is my duty to do their missed sleeping for them.

I have really been putting in the hours. I have been peeking at 23 hours a day. This is much more than the normal mogular requirement of 22 hours a day.

I am not sure how much more of this I can take. I will have to go for a rest and see how it goes.