Final Entry - Tabby Heaven

I have moved on to tabby heaven. Valhalla for tabbies is where great deeds are done by day and the epics of great hunters are told by night. My twopaw servants have tended to me well but now I shall be waited on by gods.

R.I.P. Cat

Hunger strike

I'm on hunger strike. I was left all on my own at my holiday cottage for weeks. I am never going to eat again.

Chunder Mog!

I threw up on my bed! Debris is cleaning it up for me.

Not a laptop

The laptop has replaced me. Debris used to let me be her laptop. I would curl up on her lap in mogular bliss. I have now been replaced with an oblong silver laptop. She says she is doing work for Buntingford but I think she is just playing games!

Laptop

I used the laptop. I am not allowed in the office any more. Big nose banned me to stop me using the computer but now I have learned to use the laptop. It is not as much fun as the real computer; no mouse! The touch pad is really difficult with the paws too. Better than nothing though.

I'm back!

I'm back. I am not allowed in the office any more because Bignose decided to stop me blogging. That is why I have not been able to post. I have just sneaked upstrairs today while they are having tea.

The house was full of twopaws for Christmas. They all gave each other presents and I got nothing! Not a thing. They all ate far too much, drank far too much and then fell asleep. You would never see a cat do that.

I went to my holiday home for New Year. Bignose and Debris were busy getting drunk in the town of the snot people.

Great Monster of Hoov

There is a new Great Monster of Hoov. It is even bigger. It is made of brushed steel and platinum. It is powered by a jet engine and it has got lasers. Worse of all, written on the side are the words "Die Soon"